Today is Prince William’s birthday, so we’ve been imagining how we’d celebrate if we were a member of the royal family…

The location

It goes without saying that the party would be at Buckingham Palace… with the Red Arrows doing a little display for us. That wouldn’t be too much trouble, right?

The perfomer

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Well, Queenie set the bar pretty high with her 90th birthday celebrations, so we’d have to follow in her footsteps. Maybe Ant and Dec could host, and we’d have Adele performing.

The cake

Obviously we’d have a massive layer cake made by Cutter & Squidge, which creates the most gorgeous-looking (and tasting) sweet things. We’d just need to narrow it down to the flavour we want… unless, of course, we just order all nine cakes shown in the picture!

The drinks

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Being typically British, we’d probably go down the (slightly boring) route of having a cup of tea. Because is there anything better than a massive slice of cake with a good cuppa? Nope, we thought not either.

The decorations

No party is complete without balloons, and these confetti-filled ones are right up our street. Just add red, white and blue bunting and you’ve got a party set-up fit for a (future) king!